Gimme Something to Blog ABout

Finally I actually have the mood to sit and write in this not-so-good blog.
Today, I would like to talk about BOYS.
Yes, boys, not all boys but most boys.
P.S : This is going to be ugly, if you don't want to get offended or anything, please skip this post.I would most love to avoid any controversy in my blog.

~RANTING STARTS HERE~
I'm so sick of boys and their shallow minds.
This starts when I got a call from a close friend at 1 am telling me how pissed she is with this close guy friend of hers.
*Identity shall not be revealed for the safety and the dignity of the person talked about*
This nincampoop called my friend 'fat' and 'ugly'.
And this is no the first time he said it to her..
I've been listening to my friend telling me (more precisely complained to me) that he said that 5 times already.

Now, I don't get it with guys and outer beauty.
Sure, what if we girls are ugly, or fat or short.
So??Step out of it.
We know about it, we are trying to work with it.
And telling repeatedly about how unattractive and how we make you feel grossed out and stuff is not helping at all.

And instead of telling us we're fat, we're ugly or we're short,
Why don't you compliment us instead?
But I guess that would be highly impossible for all that you guys see are
OUR BOOBS, OUR BUTTS AND OUR *****
Now, I have proven my theory that men resembles world stupidity.
I have seen over and over and over again,
A guy falling for a super friggin hott girl with big boobs and nice butts.
Wanna know something??
If you get married with us for that reason,
you'll fall out of love by the time we're 50,
when our butts grow to this proportion beyond your imagination and our boobs sag.

So, what if ugly is not nice to see??
So, what if fats are sticking out of our body??
Take a good look at the girl you adore,
Or the girl who is entitled 'your girlfriend'..
I bet most of them are just sticks.
Bones sticking out everytime they move, or walk.
I am not condemning super skinny girls,
But I am condemning guys who have such idea of 'real beauty' and girls who are trying so hard to fit that image of stick that is practically in every frigging shallow-minded guys heads.

I have seen girls who are working their ass off and working every sweats in their boy to fit that image of 'size zero'.
Let me quote a guy from 'Beauty and The Geeks'
"A size zero in undefined. It is like it does not exist.How can zero be called a size"
See...it's undefined.
Since when does zero be taken as a number beside being use in math and when it is replaced behind every other digits?
And here we see how nincampoop-ish us, the women, tryping to achieve that undefined size.

And if people are asking what's the real cause of the increase in anorexic case?
I'll say it's MEN.
Not the super-models,
Not the 'size zero,
But it's the MEN.
Why?
Simple..because most fashion designers are guys,
And the gender that is going to watch us women, parading,are GUYS.
I don't know how powerful they can get,
But, they have successfully implemented the idea of 'SKINNY IS PRETTY'.
Not forgetting those faulty mouth of theirs when they commented on how fat their girlfriends, best friends nor just a random girl from street on how fat they are.
GIRLS, you all are perfectly fine for who you are.
There's no doubt about it.

So you'll say who am I to condemn about this thing?
Well, I am a fat, ugly and short girl.
And I am perfectly fine with it.
I have few guys liking me for who I am.
For my personality.
And I have proved that after all beauty is not the ultimate reason to fall in love.
To be precise, OUTER BEAUTY.

So, guys out there,
If you're thinking of ever condemning your girl to be fat, short or ugly,
Look at yourself in the mirror.
You're not all that pretty either,
Nor you have six PERFECT abs,
And you're 5 foot 4
With great personality,
If you are THE ULTIMATE DREAM GUY.

If you're anywhere CLOSE to that,
Then I give you full rights to condemn your girl.
Which I highly doubt anyone in this whole world would fit.
So, go sit in your bedroom and think about this post.

For if I hear one more time any of my girl talking to me and complaining about the same thing,
I'm gonna march right up to you (with a mirror) and give you a really good trashing.
I am good in that.Trust me!

P.S : If there's guys out there who loves a woman for her personality, gimme a call.We can go for a drink or so. Haha!

Signing Out,
So what if I am over-protected about a woman's right??