How To Kantoi Puasa The Right Way

~How To Not Fast During The Fasting Month The Right Way~

- Wake up really early in the morning to 'sahur' but decided not to since you're eligible to not fast that day.

- Curi-curi makan before going to school and gargle your mouth before going to school. This is to avoid suspicious eyes looking at your teeth because you got something between your teeth.

- You make sure that everyone in your gang knows that you're not fasting; directly or indirectly.

- You make your gang order McDonald for breakfast.

-You make one of your gang bring you mooncakes in collaboration with Mooncakes' Festival two days before that.

- You arranged tables to form big dining table, like the one Chinese have during Chinese New Year.

- You make sure your friend close the door; supaya anda dan geng-geng anda boleh beramai-ramai berkomplot untuk makan dalam bulan puasa.

- You take pictures of your gang eating McDonald.
NOTE : Do NOT take a picture of yourself. So that they got no prove you did not fast that day.

- You take a picture of McDonald breakfast meal you had.

P.S : The one in blue pinafore came together with the cup. We insisted on not having that, but McD insisted on us having her. Cannot tahan I guess? LOL!

- You take a picture of your accomplice

- You take a picture of you together with your accomplice.

- And lastly, you take a 'lesbian-nic' picture with your best friend.


And with all the steps above,
You have successfully broken all the rules of things you should not do during the fasting month
Thus proving that you have mastered how To Not Fast During The Fasting Month The Right Way.

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