~ Career Path Changed~

So today I had an Add Math class with Sha.
Monday night is the only time of the week when we actually catch up on stuffs since
She's so busy with other stuffs on other days and I am busy with other stuffs on other days too.
Despite having the consequences of going "Where the hell is teacher right now?" and staring at the paper every 15 minutes,
We still had our fair share of talking.
Like what my mom always say, (wait, was it someone else?)
"You just never learn don't you?"

I n fact I don't.
If I do, then I won't be in front of my computer blogging on Monday night/Tuesday morning.

My point is,
What Pn. Sundari said that day kept me thinking.
"By the time all of you are out of school, Malaysia will be overflowing with doctors."
Which is 78.653% true and 21.347% not true.

And with me having a very big problem about being too common,
I refuse to settle down with the oh-so-common job,
Because frankly speaking, being common is so..
COMMON!
(and boring.)

Takkan la I want to be something that another 567323573284 people become right?
(I know figures are over exaggerated. But you get what I'm saying right?)

So I talked to Sha about changing my career path.

But before I elaborate more,
Can anyone answer this?

Do overseas ice cream shops open during winter?

No? Yes?
See, No one knows.
Ok, fine. No one cares.
But I do.

I have obsession for ice-cream more than anything in the whole world.
(Case is exceptional if we're talking about something else that interest me more. *ehem*diamonds*ehem*)
Anyway, I love ice cream above chocolate like 235793124 times more.
That's how much I love ice cream.

So imagine this,
Assuming that I am oversea,
And I have this crazy urge to eat ice cream,
And it's winter,
But the urge is so bad that it's worse than my home sickness,
Where would I get an ice cream then?

Will I die of ice cream deprivation or even worse, ice cream depression?
Or will I go out on the street, make balls out of the snow and then pour syrup on them and savour the uh-i-imagine-to-be-nice syrup-snow-on-the-road-balls like how Iona said I would?

What will happen then?

And then it came to me.
Why not I change my career path from becoming a psychiatrist to becoming an ice cream lady.
Hello! It's unique.
Have you ever came across any conversation like..

Teacher : What do you want to be when you grow up?
Khadijah : I want to be an ice cream lady, teacher.

-or-

Dad : Khadijah, what is your aspiration and what do you want to be?
Khadijah : I'm always inspired by ice cream. So I decided I want to be an ice cream lady.

Don't laugh.
I'm serious.
*puts a straight face*

It is a dream job.
To make it even fancier,
I can become the 'First Ice Cream Lady'.
Totally shut up right!
Got class!
You've heard about 'First Lady' and 'First Woman Astronout'.
Got hear 'First Ice Cream Lady'?
No right? See?

Now why would I say ice cream lady or should I say 'First Ice Cream Lady' is the ultimate job?
Simple.

• Assume that ice cream shops do close during winter since only crazy and obsessed people *coughmecough* would buy ice cream when it's REALLY cold outside, then I get the whole winter to myself.
• Unlike you people who go to work as a secretary la, musician la, fitness guy la, me, the ice cream lady can hang around the house all winter and snuggle in my bed near the fireplace and you all have to go to work. Hahahhaa!!!*evil laughs*
• I get a LIFETIME UNLIMITED stock of ice cream. LIFETIME! UNLIMITED! This would also mean access to ice cream even DURING WINTER. Which means, I can eat ice cream and you all can't. *another evil laughs*
• Not only the stocks are unlimited, but I get to eat ice cream FOR FREE. We Malaysians like things free what. So FREE = GOOD. ICE CREAM = FREE. ICE CREAM = GOOD.
• Unlike you all people who HAVE TO WORK DURING WINTER, I on the other hand can still have a full holiday during winter and still make DOUBLE the profits during summer.
• Why double the profits during summer? Simple. Summer = hot. Hot = people feeling warm. People feeling warm = need something cold. Need something cold = ice cream. Ice cream = Ice cream lady. Ice cream lady = Money. Money = rich. Now I can be the ' First RICH Ice Cream Lady'. Ish, like insane only!
• On the plus side, I get to hang out at the beach, seeing hot SHIRTLESS guys running around in surf pants while you all got stuck in your office typing your report. *Twice the evil laughs of the second evil laughs*
• I get to be the FIRST Ice cream lady.
• I can still suck in every subjects like Add Math, Chemistry, Physics and Mathematics and still earn money because you don't use differentiation, number of moles, Inertia or Matrices to sell ice cream. I can still suck so bad at studies and still be successful. Unlike you office people.
• I can eat ice cream and no one can get angry with me because I SELL ICE CREAM. Like Durh!!!
  

See?
I told you this IS the ultimate job.
Now who says I don't think about my future?
Smart right?
Yeah, I know.
I like the way I think.

So, that's a cone.
(Get the joke? Instead of saying 'that's a wrap' I said 'that's a cone' because it got to do with ice cream. Get it?? Get it?? Hahaha, I cracked myself up)
I wonder if they have 'Ice Cream People University' anyway.

Oh well, will update more later on.
Till then people,
Go get your own ambition.
This one belongs to me.

Signing Out,
I am the Ice Cream Lady and You can't Deny it.