Saturday, July 07, 2007

~ No One Could Bumble The Bees Like Bumblebee Does~

The voice still rings in my head
(A-ha! Who says I was not paying attention in class? I did!)
That I literally sworn to myself that I will never ever watch Transformers
and I scorned people for watching them.

The voice still rings in my head
How I belittle Transformers for being such a kiddie show
Unlike Shrek which is above Transformers like 10 levels.

The voice still rings in my head
When I told TJ I don't watch Transformers and it's so lame that even lame looks cool beside it.

The voice still rings in my head
When I told Sha not to watch it cause Gawd! Everyone is watching it and it's a kiddie movie.
(It's creepy to think that Daddy is more enthusiastic in watching Transformers compared to his kid. Does that makes him a kid? *shivers*)

But guess what?
I just came back from the cinema.
Like around 12.30 AM.
(First time out this late and tell you what, I like being out at that hour. I can see myself out at this hour often in the future. LOL!)
Back from watching Transformers.
Talk about betraying yourself.

I never watched the trailer of Transformers
nor did I have any idea what the hell are Transformers.
All I knew about Transformers are they are the thingy that change from something to something and they're stupid.

But today, Daddy decided to bring us to the mall.
Funny story I tell you.

I only knew that we're going to watch Transformers like half an hour before the movie started.
Funny, no one in the whole house tells me anything.
For all I know, of all the sudden Daddy said to get ready.
Being very blur after waking up from my LONG 'nap',
I asked Daddy where to.
With a flat face, he said, " Oh tengok Transformers."

I needed the night out.
To anywhere.
So one way or another,
I don't care.
Anything to get me out of the house.

Anyway, we went to Jusco Bukit Raja at 9-ish.
Damn it was packed with humans.
Like real damn packed.
Anyway, all of us (Daddy, me, Sarah, Muaz, Atiqah and Anas) together with our cousins (Kak Piqah and Kak Long) went to see the movie.

I thought it was a lame movie and I most probably would fall asleep somewhere in the middle of the movie,
But damn I was wrong.

The movie was not ALL THAT great.
I'd give it a 3 3/4 stars.
Not my type of movie genre.
But, hey, it's quite interesting.

There's Josh Duhamel.
The guy who acted as Danny McCoy in Las Vegas.
Frankly speaking, the only reason I watch Las Vegas because he's so HOTT!

*cough*
Anyway, sorry Sha.
I grew up watching Even Stevens.
Watching Shia Labeouf making fools out of himself and everyone is entertaining.
But, I cannot convince myself that he's hot.
Definitely adorable, but not hot.
But, hey, you found your cute guy in the movie and I found mine.
LOL.

Overall review of the movie,
I like it.
If only there's less shooting and bombing and fighter-jet flying around,
Less destruction and more humour.
C'mon, it's like promoting war.
Too many action.
Yes, I have problem with violence, you got a problem with that?
But hey, less of those wouldn't make it a Transformers movie would it?

Humour was not bad.
There's a lot of laughable jokes to laugh at.
But not very memorable.

Sadly to say, this is not the kind of movie I'll remember for a long time.
Like Happy Feet and Shrek 2.
Or like Muhsin or Sepet.
But still, worth watching.

Despite the almost-bad review of the movie,
One good thing that I cannot get over is,
Bumblebee.

Damn it!
He's like so AWWW-ish!!
And I have a feeling if he's human, he'd be as hot as Josh Duhamel
or a person with Lee Hom's head and Rain's body.
(That's my fantasy. Go get your own)

I hate to admit this,
But...
I am infatuated by Bumblebee.

And P.S : Pontiac Solstice is hot. Seriously man! I want one!
(If it doesn't cost helluva lot!)
And Optimus Prime is like so funny and wrong.

My last say,
Regardless the fact that you hate Transformers with passion,
I would like to say you should check it out.
It's not half as bad as you think it is.
Who knows, you might have a soft spot for Bumblebee like I do too.
(Or you can check out the extremely hot girl in the movie. She got wicked figure!)

I have reasoned out why you should go watch it.
So, what the hell are you still doing staring at my blog?
Head to the nearest mall and check it out ok?

And to those who I told you about how I 'used' to hate Transformers with passion,
I'm not a hypocrite.
I still do, but not as much as before.
C'mon, there's Bumblebee.
*Everyone goes "AWWW!"*

Kisses,
I 'wub' Bumblebee.



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