Rojak-ified your Language

Recently, I am so into rojak-ing my perbualan.
It sounded so effing sejuk (hahaha, I meant cool) to rojak your language .
Sharifah Amani has managed to make it looked so cool.

And to add to those factors, Pn. Rohaida has made Bahasa Melayu a cool language to speak.
Words like 'mega', 'merarau', 'gabi', 'kloset' has certainly add a new spunk to the language.

See? I bet none of you have ever even heard of such words.
Neither do I, but I now know the meanings.
Bwhahahaha!!

Well, fyi...
Mega - clouds or something humongous
Merarau - Lunch
Gabi - Dinner
Kloset - W.C a.k.a toilet

What would be more fun than to speak something out and make people go "Huh?!!" after that??
I mean seriously, you have to sekurang-kurangnya do it once.
Just sekali sahaja.
Not only that you'd sound cool,
You will also sound Malaysian-ised, What can be a better way to meraikan the 50th year of our Kemerdekaan than to totally Malaysia-nified ourself?
Besides that, you can meningkatkan you Bahasa Melayu in a better and more seronok way.

In fact, I can quote my conversation with Sha to prove how rojak-ing totally makes up our day.

"Khadi says:
so....
Khadi says:
going breakfast with us tomorrow?
Sha says:
nope
Sha says:
tak de jemputan...oh sorry, undangan
Khadi says:
I thought I got 'undang' you to go 'sarapan' with us?
Sha says:
hahaha...malaslah
Sha says:
unless it's within my budget (read: DARYL'S MONEY) then i'll be sleeping in
Khadi says:
C'mon..we surely can ask daryl to belanja right?
Khadi says:
I can pay for myself...
Khadi says:
So he can belanja you right?
Sha says:
haha
Khadi says:
Want me to ask on your behalf?
Sha says:
no need
Sha says:
where and what time you guys planning?
Khadi says:
where, I don't know.
Khadi says:
Time, 8 o'clock.
Khadi says:
I asked daryl to give me a wake-up call tomorrow after they decided where to go..
Khadi says:
I mean, seriously what's the point of waking up early if everyone is going for bah kut teh or wantan mee?
Khadi says:
I can't eat neither of them
Sha says:
hahaha,good point "

How the whole plan ended up, you'll never know.
But see? Doesn't it make the conversation look alive?

I like the whole rojak-ified language after I heard Sharifah Amani said,
" You smelled damn busuk!"

Ok weird sentence to be proud of.
But still, saying like that somehow decreases the offensive-ness-sity of the whole remarks.
You can say " You are like damn gila lar! " and still laugh about it because of a BM word in the middle of an English sentence.

As what Sha kata about rojak-ing your language...
"if the australians are allowed to say "eh, mate?" without being condemned, we are SO ALLOWED to say "oi, macha!" without being condemned.We malaysians mah....creative a bit wan...can make money mah ok loh!"

See?
In fact rojak-ifying our language is like Malaysia's thing.
Maybe they should put that in one of the programmes for 'Let's Visit Malaysia 2007'
We'll teach them how to speak 3, no wait, 4 different languages in one sentence.

"Oi macha, you keluar makan with ang moh is it?"
"Oi 9,(if translate in Tamil, it would mean gay. Double meaning thingy. Ask your indian friends.) Lu hao liao ar! I take my friend come and belasah you then you see!"

I would certainly menggalakkan everyone to rojak their languages when bercakap,
But not when you're writing essays or karangan.
It's like rojak-ing is an informal thing.
Maybe they should put a new subject to the Education System's Subject thingy.
Bahasa Rojak.
It would be so damn seronok.

On the plus side, you don't have to risau about your grammar and tatabahasa anymore.
Who could salahkan you if you say "Those boys ar, dia takde manners punya orang".
See? You can't blame that guy for the wrong grammar sebab at the first place, it's not even a rasmi punya sentence.
A-ha!

"LET US ALL STAY IN UNITY, ROJAKKAN YOUR LANGUAGE!"

Singning Out,
I Sayang Sama Lu La Malaysia.
Bangga gila Jadi Malaysian, don't you?

P.S : Will I kena saman for posting this here?