~ My Man Is Not My Daddy~
I don't know about most of you,
But I always wanted my boyfriend/husband to be like my daddy.
My amazingly rich, crazy, strict, enthusiastic, loving, caring, so daddy-ish like Daddy.
My one and only daddy.
No, I am not in love with my Dad.
Well, I am. Not in the sense that I want to marry him and "you know" him.
(He's so killing me if he sees this)
But I respect and adore him that much that I want my guy to be like him.
But to think again,
I want my guy to be my guy instead of my mummy's guy.
Biarlah my dad jadi my mom's guy.
I want my own guy, but has a bit of him here and there that would remind me of Daddy.
Even after he leaves us.
In the future.
(Not anytime near, I hope)
Anyway, my point is,
I just got tagged by Iona.
About my 8 Criteria of a Perfect Guy.
I don't know about most of you,
But I always wanted my boyfriend/husband to be like my daddy.
My amazingly rich, crazy, strict, enthusiastic, loving, caring, so daddy-ish like Daddy.
My one and only daddy.
No, I am not in love with my Dad.
Well, I am. Not in the sense that I want to marry him and "you know" him.
(He's so killing me if he sees this)
But I respect and adore him that much that I want my guy to be like him.
But to think again,
I want my guy to be my guy instead of my mummy's guy.
Biarlah my dad jadi my mom's guy.
I want my own guy, but has a bit of him here and there that would remind me of Daddy.
Even after he leaves us.
In the future.
(Not anytime near, I hope)
Anyway, my point is,
I just got tagged by Iona.
About my 8 Criteria of a Perfect Guy.
Rules:
1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.
Referring to second rule,
My guy has to be male.
I am straight. Although I like looking at hot girls.
Uh, hello, beautiful things are meant to be looked at.
Everyone knows that.
Anyway, my 8 different points about my perfect lover.
1 - Must be metrosexual, but not too much
I like the idea of going to the spa with my darling, doing facial and manicure. Going shopping together. Buying shoes, bags, tops, tie, suit, house, car, everything and anything. We could give each other advices, he can 'teman' me shopping on Mega Sale when my 'kawan' is too busy with her guy.
2- Must love what I love
That would be Anuar Zain. Haha! No la, must love ice cream, shopping, cats, lions, furry animals, staring at the sky, hanging out in the cafe, coffee, sweet stuffs, books! and cute stuffs. You know, stuffs I adore. We'd be best friends!
3 - A true gentleman.
He'd be sweet, kind, caring, understanding (even when I am PMS-ing), protective, romantic, humorous, thoughtful, deep, fun to be with, tolerant, willing to listen to what I have to say and totally supportive.
4- Must be rich / Must have money. (lots of it)
Kenalah kaya. I think everyone should know by now that I am planning to marry a rich guy if my plan for further education by chance fails. It's all about security. Seriously, to quote myself,
" Suami kenalah kaya. Kalau ikut logik, takkan nak bagi anak makan kasih sayang? Nak
pandu apa? Cinta? Orang pandu kereta, orang bagi anak makan nasi."
It's all about securing your future. And I have luxurious taste. There's nothing wrong for wanting more.
5 - Gay, but straight enough not to be gay.
I personally think gays are fun. They're so understanding and so woman-ish. I want my lover to be more than just a lover. He has to be my best friend. My other half. Barulah romantik sial!
6 - Must not be shallow.
I seriously mean it. I told myself never to date shallow people. Shallow people are so not fun. To pick between "a hot date who is super duper stupid and DDUUUURRHH...sort of shallow" and "a decent looking guy who is deep and thoughtful and fun", I'd risk having a conversation than a good sex. Sex ain't that fun after you're 60. Everything will be saggy. And that would include the abs that made you marry him. After 60, it's the conversation that you'll be appreciating. The normal romantic scene, like having a candle light dinner, cuddling with each other while watching a real good sappy romantic comedy, or even taking bath together. (That sounds kinky)
7 - Sensitive about world issues, but shallow enough not to obsess about it.
I want my lover to care about the environment, about the world issues like poverty, war, natural disasters as much as I care. I want him to care about women's rights and defending the rights together with me, instead of being a sexist. But I want him to be slightly shallow so that he won't drag me to go vegetarian with him because "Eating Meat is Killing" or dragging me all the way to Utah "to save monkeys there" or even to fight for "Transvestite's rights". Swt!
8 - Decent looking and taller than I am. (I don't care how tall. Just taller than me)
This is the last criteria I will be looking at when I am finding for my lover. After all, "Beauty is only skin-deep". I would settle for a decent-looking guy. He doesn't have to be hot. I know he'll always look hot in my eyes. *everyone goes "Aww..."* But it will be a package if he has all the seven criterias mentioned above, and has good skin, good hygiene, long hair and great features. *coughs*abs-and-lean-body*coughs* Taller guys because I don't like looking down at my guy. Both figuratively, and literally. I am already short. Hoew hard is it to find a taller guy than I am?
I tag
Aisha
Siti Sarah
Hisham
Bawanie
Yasmin Ahmad
Shin Hui
Janus
Suzanne
1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.
Referring to second rule,
My guy has to be male.
I am straight. Although I like looking at hot girls.
Uh, hello, beautiful things are meant to be looked at.
Everyone knows that.
Anyway, my 8 different points about my perfect lover.
1 - Must be metrosexual, but not too much
I like the idea of going to the spa with my darling, doing facial and manicure. Going shopping together. Buying shoes, bags, tops, tie, suit, house, car, everything and anything. We could give each other advices, he can 'teman' me shopping on Mega Sale when my 'kawan' is too busy with her guy.
2- Must love what I love
That would be Anuar Zain. Haha! No la, must love ice cream, shopping, cats, lions, furry animals, staring at the sky, hanging out in the cafe, coffee, sweet stuffs, books! and cute stuffs. You know, stuffs I adore. We'd be best friends!
3 - A true gentleman.
He'd be sweet, kind, caring, understanding (even when I am PMS-ing), protective, romantic, humorous, thoughtful, deep, fun to be with, tolerant, willing to listen to what I have to say and totally supportive.
4- Must be rich / Must have money. (lots of it)
Kenalah kaya. I think everyone should know by now that I am planning to marry a rich guy if my plan for further education by chance fails. It's all about security. Seriously, to quote myself,
" Suami kenalah kaya. Kalau ikut logik, takkan nak bagi anak makan kasih sayang? Nak
pandu apa? Cinta? Orang pandu kereta, orang bagi anak makan nasi."
It's all about securing your future. And I have luxurious taste. There's nothing wrong for wanting more.
5 - Gay, but straight enough not to be gay.
I personally think gays are fun. They're so understanding and so woman-ish. I want my lover to be more than just a lover. He has to be my best friend. My other half. Barulah romantik sial!
6 - Must not be shallow.
I seriously mean it. I told myself never to date shallow people. Shallow people are so not fun. To pick between "a hot date who is super duper stupid and DDUUUURRHH...sort of shallow" and "a decent looking guy who is deep and thoughtful and fun", I'd risk having a conversation than a good sex. Sex ain't that fun after you're 60. Everything will be saggy. And that would include the abs that made you marry him. After 60, it's the conversation that you'll be appreciating. The normal romantic scene, like having a candle light dinner, cuddling with each other while watching a real good sappy romantic comedy, or even taking bath together. (That sounds kinky)
7 - Sensitive about world issues, but shallow enough not to obsess about it.
I want my lover to care about the environment, about the world issues like poverty, war, natural disasters as much as I care. I want him to care about women's rights and defending the rights together with me, instead of being a sexist. But I want him to be slightly shallow so that he won't drag me to go vegetarian with him because "Eating Meat is Killing" or dragging me all the way to Utah "to save monkeys there" or even to fight for "Transvestite's rights". Swt!
8 - Decent looking and taller than I am. (I don't care how tall. Just taller than me)
This is the last criteria I will be looking at when I am finding for my lover. After all, "Beauty is only skin-deep". I would settle for a decent-looking guy. He doesn't have to be hot. I know he'll always look hot in my eyes. *everyone goes "Aww..."* But it will be a package if he has all the seven criterias mentioned above, and has good skin, good hygiene, long hair and great features. *coughs*abs-and-lean-body*coughs* Taller guys because I don't like looking down at my guy. Both figuratively, and literally. I am already short. Hoew hard is it to find a taller guy than I am?
I tag
Aisha
Siti Sarah
Hisham
Bawanie
Yasmin Ahmad
Shin Hui
Janus
Suzanne
With all the criteria above,
I doubt I'll be getting married anytime soon.
Wait, rephrase.
I doubt I'll ever get married.
But a perfect lover is so impossible.
No one is perfect.
How to be perfect lover if there's no such thing as perfect person.
I'll know he's perfect for me when I see him.
After all, all that matter is that he loves me.
Truly, madly, deeply in love with me.
There's no point of getting a guy of such criteria,
If he doesn't love you right?
And just so you know,
I already had a mind picture of my dream guy.
He has Wang Lee Hom's face and Rain's body.
Damn it! So 'orgasmic'.
C'mon! I know you agree with me.
LOL.
Signing Out,
Khadi crossing fingers that there will be such a guy for her.
I doubt I'll be getting married anytime soon.
Wait, rephrase.
I doubt I'll ever get married.
But a perfect lover is so impossible.
No one is perfect.
How to be perfect lover if there's no such thing as perfect person.
I'll know he's perfect for me when I see him.
After all, all that matter is that he loves me.
Truly, madly, deeply in love with me.
There's no point of getting a guy of such criteria,
If he doesn't love you right?
And just so you know,
I already had a mind picture of my dream guy.
He has Wang Lee Hom's face and Rain's body.
Damn it! So 'orgasmic'.
C'mon! I know you agree with me.
LOL.
Signing Out,
Khadi crossing fingers that there will be such a guy for her.
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